This isn’t even her real Twitter you idiots.
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Maya Rudolph as Whitney Houston is Every Woman.
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Really?
Cutting some peeps outta my life. A few are just really starting to piss me off. I recently read a blog one of them has and she just had her 30th birthday. Of course she complained we didn’t outdo ourselves enough and then bla bla bla’d about how her life is going in the right direction: she’s planning her future by planning a family, a career and for retirement by starting a 401K. This pisses me off to no end. Bitch, you still live with your parents. You just started a relationship and you complain about his ass non-stop. And you want to take a “break” before finishing school. Bitch, you’re 30. How about acting like an adult and realizing you have to be responsible for yourself. You’re screwed and I’m glad I’m not gonna be there to see you fall and them beg for someone to pick your old, free-loading ass off the sidewalk.
